All the dust has settled, who has emerged victorious?
Firstly, apologies for the delay in getting these hotly anticipated results to you fine readers. Life gets in the way of blogging sometimes – and sometimes that life is in the shape of a tiny pink blob that refuses to sleep between 11 PM and 6 AM. What are ya gonna do?
Heading in to the final week of the regular season, I held a slim one game lead over Dlando, meaning it would take a gigantic upset for one of us not to come down with the title. And would you believe it, Aaron actually made a go of things! Mr. Yorke went 4-3 in the last week, while most everyone else went no better than 1-6 . . . it was a bad week to be a BSD blogger making picks.
In any case, Dlando and I both managed to go 1-6! I tabbed Nebraska to keep it close against Iowa, while he liked Rutgers not to get blown out by Michigan State.
Every. Other. Game. We lost.
Seriously, it was like watching a bunch of middle schoolers try to slap fight each other for the season crown. It was awful.
Without further ado, I present to you the final standings from the 2018 Big Ten football season!
That’s right – your champion, the very best and brightest of the BSD masthead, managed to finish 3 games under .500. A coin flip is literally more intelligent than us knuckle-dragging keyboard-smashing writters.
But alas! A win is a win, and I will claim it with all of the force and verve that are mine by rights! I took on all challengers and emerged victorious! Now I take a somewhat-deserved break and hibernate until late August, when I will once again bring forth (mostly) incorrect taeks on how the Big Ten will do on the gridiron.
Until next season, dear reader!